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Ryan: It tastes like dead children.
Michael: How many times have you tasted that before?
Ryan: You can't just open up the book of my life to the middle.

averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to β€œstay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after thatΒ 

(via dumbdaisies)